Report from near downtown Lafayette

[storm_team]

Hello world... we're still here guarding the KWTF Action News Storm Team Data Center (1) and maintaining internet connectivity for a set of extremely important clients (2). I have established Base F (3) and I am carefully monitoring the progress of the Natives (4). Although they have had their weapons clearly visible, to this point they have not done much with them (5).

I will soon engage upon a recon mission to Station K (6) to retrieve MREs (7) for my Assistant Commander (8) and myself. I expect that the mission will have a satisfactory result (9).

Heard a transformer blow a few minutes ago, and saw the flash from another. Storm is definitely starting to pick up, and I expect that we'll lose power soon. We're still about 6 hours away from the worst of it arriving. But our mission is vital (10). We will prevail. (11)

(1) hanging out at home
(2) dicking around on the computer and being an attention whore
(3) I am parked on the futon
(4) watching the Braves game on TV
(5) Braves are losing to the Marlins 3-0
(6) the kitchen
(7) Meatball-sammiches Roasting Evenly
(8) The Wife
(9) the sammiches smell good
(10) there are margaritas to be made!
(11) the tequila bottle will be drained

Comments

[dejaflynn.livejournal.com]

Thanks, KWTF, for your up-to-the-nanosecond reporting! It brings an honesty and reality to a situation lacking both.


KI4IIB