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Hello world... we're still here guarding the KWTF Action News Storm Team Data Center (1) and maintaining internet connectivity for a set of extremely important clients (2). I have established Base F (3) and I am carefully monitoring the progress of the Natives (4). Although they have had their weapons clearly visible, to this point they have not done much with them (5).

I will soon engage upon a recon mission to Station K (6) to retrieve MREs (7) for my Assistant Commander (8) and myself. I expect that the mission will have a satisfactory result (9).

Heard a transformer blow a few minutes ago, and saw the flash from another. Storm is definitely starting to pick up, and I expect that we'll lose power soon. We're still about 6 hours away from the worst of it arriving. But our mission is vital (10). We will prevail. (11)

(1) hanging out at home
(2) dicking around on the computer and being an attention whore
(3) I am parked on the futon
(4) watching the Braves game on TV
(5) Braves are losing to the Marlins 3-0
(6) the kitchen
(7) Meatball-sammiches Roasting Evenly
(8) The Wife
(9) the sammiches smell good
(10) there are margaritas to be made!
(11) the tequila bottle will be drained

Date: 2005-09-24 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Thanks, KWTF, for your up-to-the-nanosecond reporting! It brings an honesty and reality to a situation lacking both.


Date: 2005-09-24 03:06 pm (UTC)
ext_113261: (IceCream)
From: [identity profile]
I think you guys are heros.
You're so brave. The media is full of lies and without you guys weathering this storm for us, we'd all be believing that a Cat 3 hurricane landed near the TX/LA state line, dumping a lot of rain and causing some flooding, with signifigant wind damage, and will likely move over TX where it will stall and dump more rain.
Smells like BS to me!

Date: 2005-09-24 03:43 pm (UTC)
ext_113261: (IceCream)
From: [identity profile]
The jokers are saying Arkansas is going to get a lot of rain... FROM A HURRICANE!
They act like we don't even know where Arkansas is.

Question: Will you guys stay the mission in LA even if the story moves to Arknsas?
Have you considered relocating to the Tampa area?

Date: 2005-09-24 03:08 pm (UTC)
ext_113261: (underpants)
From: [identity profile]
Your wife is REALLY HAWT!!!!
Can you post more photos of her?
I can see why she is a successful model.

Do you plan to write a book or make a movie about your storm experiences?


Date: 2006-09-02 08:37 pm (UTC)
ext_113261: (Default)
From: [identity profile]
Oh fuck.... this still cracks me up!

Date: 2007-06-19 01:30 pm (UTC)
ext_113261: (Default)
From: [identity profile]
This continues to crack me up.

Date: 2010-09-17 02:03 pm (UTC)
ext_113261: (Default)
From: [identity profile]
Yep.... still funny.

Date: 2013-06-07 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Damn straight. Do we know if he ever saw this?


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