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Wow... too bad that the WTF Action News Storm Team does not get paid commission. We'd be rich from the relentless onslaught of Mother Nature's Fury, with one storm after another churning across the state of Florida, each leaving agony and despair in its wake.

Here we are venturing out into the storm. The eye of Jeanne is currently about 50 miles south of us, and though Jeanne is now reduced to tropical storm status, she's still packing quite a punch. We recorded wind gusts close to 50 miles per hour while creating this report.



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As you can see, the wind and rain are fierce. There's been a branch blown out of a pine tree. Let's go have a look.



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Now, these are some of the greatest dangers of storms such as these. The wind generates debris, and then turns the debris into projectiles. PROJECTILES! This is a very dangerous situation, and only a complete jackass would be out walking around in this. Let's investigate the neighborhood further.



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You have to keep your wits about you and be completely aware of your surroundings in conditions such as these. Wow, look over there, looks like a tree fell down in a neighboring yard!



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Yep, sure enough, the driveway of this home is blocked by a tree that fell from a neighboring yard. Sure sucks to be them. I sure hope there were not any squirrels or elves living in that tree.


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Wow... the winds are picking back up. We must have another feeder band coming through. Ow! Hey! What the hell...? BAM!!!



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Ugh.... oooow.... how long was I knocked out? See what I mean? You have to watch out for projectiles and be aware of yourself in this kind of weather. Only a complete dumbass would be out in this.

This is Sam Hamm, signing off for the WTF Action News Storm Team. Remember: we weather the storm... for YOU!



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